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The Unofficial Guide / 5 Sept 2026
The Unofficial Guide to School
The school holidays are over, everyone's going back, so there's only one thing for it: we're going back to school too. Not literally, obviously. Alright Fans and Crazy Ginger Cabbie dig through their school memories for another Unofficial Guide , remembering the teachers, dinners, detentions, playgrounds, PE lessons, school discos, dodgy uniforms, embarrassing moments and unwritten rules of being a kid at school. Who was the hardest kid in the year? Which teachers still live rent-free in your head? Why did getting picked for a football team matter so much? And why can you remember something humiliating that happened in Year 9 but not where you put your keys yesterday? This isn't a World Cup. There are no groups and no knockouts . Just stories, memories, arguments and two very different recollections of what school was actually like. You're listening to the free version of The Unofficial Guide to School . 🔒 WANT THE REST OF THE GUIDE? Subscribe for £6.99 per month to hear the complete episode , plus every full World Cup tournament, every Unofficial Guide, subscriber-only bonus…
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