The World Cup Of / 9 Jul 2026
The World Cup of Four Eyes
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The World Cup of Four Eyes gets underway with Groups A–D , as some of the world’s most famous glasses wearers enter the tournament. From Elton John and Dog the Bounty Hunter to Austin Powers , Harry Potter , Olivia Attwood , Chris Evans , Sarah Palin , Richard Osman and loads more, this opening round celebrates the people whose glasses became part of the brand. Some made spectacles look cool. Some made them iconic. Some probably couldn’t function without them. As always, the criteria is loose — recognisability, cultural impact, legendary status and just how inseparable someone is from their glasses all come into play as we decide who deserves to progress. This is where the tournament begins — and the arguments only get more short-sighted from here. Subscribe for £6.99/month and get every single minute of every single episode — including the rest of this tournament and everything else we've ever done. That includes: The World Cup of Four Eyes The World Cup of Superpowers The World Cup of Pundits The World Cup of National Stereotypes The World Cup of The USA The World Cup of 2006…
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