The World Cup Of / 11 Jan 2026
The World Cup of Horrible Words & Phrases
You’re watching the free group stages, Groups A–D. The full tournament is on Patreon and Spotify.
The World Cup of Horrible Words & Phrases kicks off with Groups A–D , bringing together some of the most irritating, overused and instantly rage-inducing words and sayings in modern life. Before any eliminations, we set the criteria for what truly makes a word or phrase unbearable — then let the arguments begin. Group A: Suck Your Mum, The Ick, Today Years Old, It’s Giving Group B: Motive, Hella / Finna, Unalived, Deadass? Group C: Scran, Aaaayyyy, Can I Get, Mancrush Group D: X-More Sleeps, Cahnlie, Cry More, Wallahi This is a full standalone episode introducing the tournament and its opening groups. The full competition, remaining groups, and knockout rounds are available exclusively at patreon.com/theworldcupof Already annoyed? Perfect. Pick your losers.
The result stays in the show.
Watch the full tournament for the final verdict. The archive result has yet to be confirmed.
The tournament
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