The World Cup Of / 27 Dec 2025
The World Cup of Liquids
You’re watching the free group stages, Groups A–D. The full tournament is on Patreon and Spotify.
The World Cup of Liquids begins in the only way it possibly could — with Milk, Vinegar, Screenwash and Urine thrown into the same group and judged far more seriously than they deserve. What makes a liquid worthy of advancing? Everyday usefulness? Cultural relevance? Pure chaos? Or just the fact it exists at all? This group spirals quickly as sensible logic is abandoned, strong opinions are formed, and at least one liquid is questioned far more than it should be. A full standalone episode taken from our Patreon-exclusive tournament — stupid, unnecessary, and somehow deeply argued. Don’t ask why. Just pick a winner.
The result stays in the show.
Watch the full tournament for the final verdict. The archive result has yet to be confirmed.
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