The World Cup Of / 2 Jul 2026
The World Cup of Superpowers
You’re watching the free group stages, Groups A–D. The full tournament is on Patreon and Spotify.
The World Cup of Superpowers gets underway with Groups A–D , as some of the greatest abilities ever imagined enter the tournament. From Flight , Teleportation and Time Travel to Super Intelligence , Super Strength , Super Speed , Mind Control , Weather Control , Invisibility , Healing Factors , Telepathy and Shape-Shifting , this opening episode is stacked with powers everyone has argued about at some point. Some would make life easier. Some would make you unstoppable. Some would make you rich. And some would almost certainly ruin your life within a week. As always, the criteria is loose — usefulness, fun, chaos, entertainment value and the simple question of “which one would you actually choose?” all come into play as we decide who deserves to progress. This is where the tournament begins — and the arguments only get more ridiculous from here. Subscribe for £6.99/month and get every single minute of every single episode — including the rest of this tournament and everything else we've ever done. That includes: The World Cup of Superpowers The World Cup of Pundits The World Cup of…
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